I'M A DERGON/VAMPIRE

Fairy/Pixie
[] You are under 5 feet tall. 
[] Most of your clothes are size small or extra small.
[] Outdoors is where you love spending time most. ((INDOORS, INDOORS, IIIIINDOOOOOOOOOOOORS! Take it away, Penny!))
[X] You are generally kind and positive, but you have a dark mischievous side to yourself as well.
[] The afternoon is your favorite time of day. ((Night is my favorite time of day))
[] You love natural things (fabrics, flavoring, materials, etc.) and hate artificial/synthetic things. 
[] You tend to look down at your feet or the ground when you walk.
[] You have "flying dreams" often. ((More like weird dreams.))
[] You are full of energy and love to play. ((PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ,Holy crap my sides are hurting!))
[X] You enjoy making the new, and upgrading the old.

Total: 2

Mermaid
[X] You love salty foods.
[] You love fish and other sea foods. 
[] You could spend hours on a beach and never get bored.
[X] You are crafty and love art. 
[x] You are able to make many surprising things out of what seems like the most difficult of materials.
[X] You are a bit "too" playful, and sometimes don't know when it's a good time to get serious.
[] You enjoy water activities, such as water gun/balloon fights, swimming pools, sprinklers, picnics at the beach, etc. 
[X] Not many people know a lot about you, as most of you is a mystery.
[] You almost always stare at and/or twirl your straws in your drinks.
[] You act tough on the outside, but are actually very soft and sensitive on the inside.

Total: 5

Vampire
[X] You are a shut-in and don't enjoy going outside often. ((Pretty much - w - ))
[X] Nighttime is your favorite time of day. 
[X] You are more active during the night than during the day. 
[X] You eat weird things that most of the people you know don't understand or particularly like. ((For example, PB+Ketchup... don't ask queastions.))
[] You are confident in yourself and have much pride. 
[] You find entertainment in flirting with others. 
[x] You have an eye for expensive things, and only accept the best of the best.
[/] You tend to lack sympathy and are often only concerned about yourself. ((I lack sympathy, but not really concerned about myself))
[] You have a strong distaste for any foods saturated with garlic or grease. ((I LOOOOOVE garlic > w < ))
[] You have a bit of a depressing past and therefore distract yourself with the present to try to temporarily forget it.

Total: 5.5

Werewolf
[] A cozy cabin in the woods is your ideal home/vacation home. 
[] Anyone can tell your home/bedroom is owned by none other than you, as it has been modified with your own special style into your own personal "den." 
[] You often get upset when you find someone somewhere where they don't belong. 
[] You are among the loyalest in your family/group of friends and would do anything to protect your loved ones.
[] You enjoy smelling different scents.
[] You even have an emotional attachment to some scents.
[x] You like your privacy, but are still more than willing to converse and play with your loved ones when the time is right.
[] You tend to be very moody.
[] You have hurt someone dear to you by saying/doing things you didn't mean to say/do. ((I meant to say/do so.))
[X] You love red/dark meat. 

Total: 5

Unicorn
[] You are almost entirely kind and positive. Some may argue you don't even have a bad side to you at all. ((This is so hysterical! > w < ))
[] You are often "blind" to the "bad side" of things. ((I'm not a naive little child, dumbass. ))
[] You love spreading your positivity to others and cheering people up.
[] You don't know how to handle "bad people" and "bad actions" well. You may even overreact and get meltdowns.
[X] You are honest to the point of hurting people or possibly yourself.
[] You are very ambitious. Sometimes even to the point where you are unable to be realistic. ((I stay realistic))
[] You love almost everything and everyone. ((I love everything, I hate almost everyone.))
[ ] Some people describe you as a bit of a "ditz" or "scatterbrain." ((Stupid counts, right?))
[] You love to daydream and lose yourself in fantasy. ((Video games exist for that reason - w - ))
[] Plants, such as vegetables, lettuce and wheat, are some of your favorite foods. ((MEAT MOTHER FLUCKERS!))

Total: 1

Dragon
[] You are sly and cunning, able to trick and fool almost anyone. ((I'm stupid, remember < w > ))
[x] You are distant and don't enjoy much company.
[X] You enjoy wide open spaces. 
[x] You are quite lazy and don't do much physical activity. ((guilty - w - ))
[] But when you do you are able to accomplish amazing physical tasks.
[] You aren't very picky and will eat almost anything given to you. ((eh.....))
[X] You love collecting things. ((Over 900 Pokemon cards - w - ))
[] And you have great difficulty getting rid of/letting them go. ((It's easy to let things go, ESPECIALLY after the song everyone and their moms wouldn't shut the fluck up about.))
[x] You would do anything to accomplish your own personal dreams and desires.
[/] Many people fear you, and you like it that way. ((Well, some people fear me, but not many. Not many.))

Total: 5.5

Elf
[] You must always have a plan for anything you do. ((I just do))
[] You weigh less than the average weight for your age and height. ((I way more. But who cares.))
[] You are taller than 5'10". ((Eh...))
[] Your vocabulary is extensive and your way of speaking is sophisticated.
[X] You prefer fighting with your wits and intelligence rather than your physical strength.
[X] You speak more than one language. ((SPANGLIIIIIIIIISH~))
[X] You like to keep things formal and are rarely casual about any situation.
[] You are often too serious and sometimes even find it difficult to loosen up.
[] You have taken an archery class. 
[] You are swift on your feet and rarely stumble. 

Total: 3

Banshee
[] You are Irish. ((Does this look Irish to you *points to dark skin with black hair and a sombrero*
[] You are often misunderstood.
[] You are feared by some people despite the fact you don't even do anything bad to them. 
[X] Sometimes you feel invisible and ignored by others.
[] You love to sing. 
[] You are terrible at keeping secrets. ((I won't tell anybody, besides, I don't tell people jack shlit))
[x] You love antiques.
[X] You enjoy exploring old places.
[] You are not afraid of death.
[] You scream loudly whenever you are scared. ((I scream, but not loudly.))

Total: 3

Well, Dragon is closely related to Vampires because the real Dracula, Vlad Tepes, known as Dracula. Which means "son of dragon." Which makes sense because his father was known as Dracul, which means dragon.